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Sir Reginald headed off to the Donald's to get his
wife some raw carbs on his awkward burping motor scooter that made him look
like a slender goose about to pounce. His wife would come but she had to
find out if Fernando was the father, and getting up was
ineffective. She said that, yeah that's what she said grow up. Now
that you’re done giggling like a school girl we can continue. She said
that the fast food would make her strong as an ox [if only he could get her to
stop eating the box]. On the way he got pulled over by officer
doughnut bag Blart for driving like a caffeinated toad. While walking to
the door he impolitely smirked at the poor saps stuck behind the guy that paid
in change at the drive thru. He walked in and tripped on the wet floor
sign [thus defeating the point]. The cashier said, "Are you ready to
order"?
"Yes, yes I am. Good detective work. The
fact that I am looking at the menu with a puzzled look on my face tell you
I’ve chosen what to order and the fact that I am standing 10 feet away tells
you I am ready to tell you."
"Just tell me what you want."
"I will have the triple bypass burger with a side
of cardiac arrest."
He then went to the fountain to get some bubbly when he said
"there is a problem."
"What’s the problem?"
"I’ll tell you what the problem is there aren't any
lids left"
"Well what do you mean there is some right there."
"Oh thank you lad."
On his way back he "accidentally" flattened some
yanks that where making fun of his scooter.
By Mark
