THE BOURNE PHARMACY

THE BOURNE PHARMACY
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While walking down to the bourne pharmacy sir Reggae slipped on a bonona peel.  No badly but just enough to land in an impressive gymnastical pose and make his mood 13% less giddy.  As soon as he was done pouting about it he walked in and bumped into the not so automatic door.  Once he was in he saw a tabloid about the airliners baby mascot and lady gaga's incarnate attire.  He walked up to the doofenshmertz in the lab coat and said "do you have any shots." 
"Yes, cold and flu."
"I will take that as a no, what about coke?"
"That would be in our drink department."
"Pot?"
"Sorry sir we don't have a cooking department."
"Crack?"
"Don't worry we already called the handy man."
[face-palm]  
"Let me be frank."
"And I will be Tim"
"Im looking to get high."
"Oh, I understand.  Stilts are in the toy section"
"What kind of drug dealer are you?"
"The white kind."
"Do you have any nose candy or not?"
"Maybe I do maybe I don't."
"Don't get testy with me lad its in your shoe."
"Its used."
"My nose says yes, my gag reflex says no."
By Mark