THIS IS A HOLD UP

THIS IS A HOLD UP
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While on his way to the foot shaving clinic his zoo keeper recommended, sir Reggae was mugged.  Once they had there coffee the mugger pulled out a toy light saber and said "drop the churro."
"What are you doing?"
"I'm mugging you."
"With that stance?"
"Give me all your money"
"No thanks id prefer to keep it."
"I aint messin around."
"Take a chilaxitive Anikin."
"Give me every penny you got or I will smack you very roughly."
So sir Reggae gave him a sack full of pennies.  At this time the mugger was in a way displeased and maybe a bit cross.
"Give me the rest of it."
"Cash or credit?"
"Cash for now."
"Do you want the cell phone too."
"Yes."
"And its certificate of authenticity?"
"What?"
"I'm pulling your leg its actually made of card board, any thing else you need."
"Loose the frequent flamingo dancer card."
"I guess you will want the green card."
The mugger momentarily broke character and rofled because that joke ways so righteous.  Then he ran off [without saying goodbye.]  Just then up in the sky its a bird its a plane its captain obvious. (obviously) The captain swooped down and said "he got away."
"Well lather my body in peanut oil and call me uncle Stevie.
"Your making fun of me aren't you"
"Just a little."
Then like any good citizen sir Reggae turned to the camera a alerted the children of the dangers of planking on a buffalo.
By Mark